I get paid, get laid, and kick ass toward greater awesomeness. Most importantly, I lead other men to accomplish those same goals.
My heroes include Ron Swanson, H. Hazlitt, Chuck Norris, M. Friedman, D. Ricardo, James Randi, Penn Jillette, John Stossel, Thomas Sowell ... men who kick ass.
Sometimes I add women to my list, like Ayn Rand. Someday, I'll rename Nov. 25 from "Int'l Day for the Elimination of Violence against Women" to "Int'l Day for Women Who Kick Ass."